Banta thought LOL meant


Banta thought LOL meant.??
Lots of Love.!!
So.,
He sent it in the following text 2 his GIRL FRIEND-
You are the only girl in my life..LOL

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A CHAND TU CHAMAK YA NA CHAMAK
MUJHE KOI GAM NAHI,
EK CHAND AISA BHI HAI JISKI
CHAMAK TUJHSE KAM NAH
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Heart is like Crystal,
Preserve it,
Love is like perfume,
Spread it
Feelings are like flood,
Flow it
FRIENDSHIP is like Umbrella,
Share it

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1day sardar saw a dream, that someone killed him.
Next day he closed his
icici bank account. Why?
Becoz of icici's slogan: "we make ur dreams come true"
Think different.

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Lalu-Rabri tum meri CHAND ho.
Rabri- Na ji, hamko CHAND-VAND mat kahiye.
eee sasura America wale roz
chand par utarte rahte hai

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Bikhar: kuch khane ko dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: roti dedo baba
admi: tamatar khao
bikhari: tamatar hi dedo baba
admi ki biwi : ye totle hai keh rahe
hai kamake khao.

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