If I Win The Lottery
Man Asks Wife- What Would You
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...
Do If I Won The Lottery ?
Wife Says- I'd Take Half n Leave
You
Husband- Perfect ! I've Won
$10 , Here's $5
Now Get Lost ...
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RANI ki tarah rakhunga
Wyf-Tumne mujhe shadi se phle
Q nahi bataya k tumhari
phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me
tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..
Q nahi bataya k tumhari
phle hi RANI naam ki wyf he
Hus-Maine bataya to tha k me
tume RANI ki tarah rakhunga..
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Why do we all marry
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
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Make Me Feel Like a Woman
On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning.
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" She wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ...one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers ... "Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front of the plane. "I'm too young to die!" She wails.
Then she yells, "Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril. They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the plane.
Then an Italian man stands up in the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt ...one button at a time.
No one moves.
He removes his shirt.
Muscles ripple across his chest.
She gasps.
He whispers ... "Iron this, and get me something to eat..."
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Don’t step on ducks!
Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, “We only have one rule here in heaven: don’t step on the ducks!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest old man she ever saw. St.Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, with him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, young, very tall and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The man says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
So they enter heaven, and sure enough, there are ducks all over the place. It is almost impossible not to step on a duck, and although they try their best to avoid them, the first woman accidentally steps on one.
Along comes St. Peter with the ugliest old man she ever saw. St.Peter chains them together and says, “Your punishment for stepping on a duck is to spend eternity chained to this ugly man!”
The next day, the second woman steps accidentally on a duck and along comes St. Peter, who doesn’t miss a thing, with him is another extremely ugly man.
He chains them together with the same admonishment as for the first woman.
The third woman has observed all this and, not wanting to be chained for all eternity to an ugly man, is very, VERY careful where she steps.
She manages to go months without stepping on any ducks, but one day St.Peter comes up to her with the most handsome man she has ever laid eyes on, young, very tall and muscular.
St. Peter chains them together without saying a word.
The happy woman says, “I wonder what I did to deserve being chained to you for all of eternity?”
The man says, “I don’t know about you, but I stepped on a duck!”
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Dedicated to ALL Married Couples
They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it's true.
As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Men want THREE qualities in their wives: Economist in kitchen, Artist in home & Devil in bed.
But they get an Artist in kitchen, Devil in home & Economist in Bed.
Question: Why do women live longer than men?
Answer: Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Before marriage : Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, & I love u.
After marriage : Roses are dead, I'm blue. U r my headache, & one day I'll . . . . . . . .!
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man : Is there any way for long life?
Dr : Get married.
Man : Will it help?
Dr : No, but the thought of a long life will never come.
Question : Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Answer : It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
Wife : Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
Husband : Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
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Aapke aane se Zindagi
Aapke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai
Aapke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo aapki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.
Aapke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo aapki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.
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