Imagine

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?

Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.

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Biwi ko padhaunga

Santa : pehle me apni biwi ko BA karwaunga fir MA fir Phd karwaunga fir badiya si naukri dilwaunga.

Banta : fir acha sa rishta dekh k uski shaadi bhi krwa diyo

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Multiplications

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.

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An essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except our Santaji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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Arz kiya hai

Arz kiya hai.......
dosti koi cheeze nahi jise bread me daalke khalo,dosti koi cheeze nahi jise bread me daalke khalo....
ladki koi sona nahi jisse tum apni behen ko bhula do!

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Love b4 & After Marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu...tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe...

*Love after Marriage*
"baghairta"...Aj tu nahe ya me nahe

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The Equation of Marriage

The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!

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